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守株待兔表演剧本
现代版守株待兔剧本 旁白:一天,天气晴朗,万里无云。
微风轻拂,树枝摇曳。
一位农夫扛着锄头,兴高采烈地去田里干活。
农夫:啊——
(伸个懒腰)天气真好啊,我该出去干活了,使来年有个好收成。
旁白:这时,一只兔子从草丛里钻出来了。
兔子:(有节奏的)昨晚我上网到半夜,今儿一早起床头晕眼花,肚子饿得“咕咕”直叫,我该出去找食吃。
(把树看成萝卜)咦,那边不就是一根又大又粗壮的萝卜吗
旁白:于是,它赶紧冲过去。
不料,脚底一滑,头直接撞到了树桩上,昏死过去了。
(停顿一会儿)中午,烈日当空,农夫累得满头大汗,收起锄头准备回家了。
农夫:忙了一上午,真是又热又渴又饿呀
连口水都没喝过,要是现在有一杯可口可乐外加一对香辣鸡翅该有多好啊
旁白:(等到农夫走到大树旁再说)路过大树时,他惊讶地发现一只躺在地上的白兔,农夫便自言自语道:农夫:唉呀
好大的一只兔子啊
我可以回家做一顿新奥尔良烤兔大餐啦
和家里人一起分享美味佳肴。
旁白:农夫便拎着兔子兴冲冲地回家了。
(停顿一会儿)第二天,农夫空着双手,又伸伸懒腰,走出家门,直径走到了那棵大树下。
农夫:昨天的那顿新奥尔良烤兔大餐可真好吃啊
如果每天都有一只兔子躺在这里等我取回家,该多好啊
我就不用每天干这又脏又累的农活了。
旁白:以后,他就不再干活,每天守在树旁等待,希望再捡到兔子。
这个成语故事原比喻希图不经过努力而得到成功的侥幸心理,后也比喻死守狭隘经验,不知变通。
守株待兔话剧剧本 中英文
要好结果才好看
搞笑英语短剧6人
守株待兔(英语短剧) 剧本 你可以自己加几个角色~ (因为是搞笑,所以不必太拘谨。
普通台词意思对即可。
) [开始。
树)上台安静地屹立到舞台较后方。
导演(范冰)走到台前] 导演:Action
[跑下台] [农夫冷酷地上。
] 农夫:I’m a farmer.(稍停顿)[走两步]A modern farmer.(掏出墨镜戴上)[冷酷地走两步,突然被绊了一跤,回头生气地踢了下绊自己的石头,继续保持冷酷]When I was yong,I studied in Nan~tong Middle School[掏出胸卡骄傲地展示给观众看,收起]
So I’m rich now
[开始展示名牌,边说边掏]Look
This is my modern mobile——Motorola WC 250
This is my Swatch!This my MP3!This is my shoes——ADI~DAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry. And look at this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do U know what’s this
痒痒挠
No no no~~It’s my modern——锄头~
[看下表]It’s time to do some farming
[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作,锄了两下,突然] Oh yes!I think farming should be combined with music![掏出MP3戴上,开始很有激情地边锄地边唱]Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming should be combined with music~!Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming will be funny and easy~![边唱边锄边慢慢下台,把没用的道具拿走,把有用的道具准备在口袋里] [树走上前台] 树:I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作,边做边唱:哼哼哈西]I can dance![跳四小天鹅]I’m tall!And I’m Strong!IF you hit me,you will 挂掉
Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。
树站回后台] [兔子A上] 兔子A(一开始不知道状况。
以为自己扮演周杰伦,所以很热情地上场跟观众打招呼):Hey everybody,I’m Jay!I love U!I love Nantong![展示新专辑《十一月的肖邦》]Now let me sing one of my new songs to U
The name of the song is 《发如雪》
[清清嗓子正要唱,这时候导演(范冰)上] 导演:[拿手中纸筒狠狠打了下兔子A的头]What are U doing?! Now U are a rabbit,understand?![兔子A:Sorry sorry sorry] [导演边说边夺过《十一月的肖邦》。
导演下台之前,看了下《十》] What’s this?[看了看,惊喜地]Oh!It’s mine
(很兴奋地拿着下场) 兔子A:OK,now I’m a rabbit. I just had my breakfast. Now I’m just walking around here. I think walking after meals is good for my health. [在场上转圈,悠闲散步] [农夫继续锄地,边锄边上场,突然看见前面有个兔子] 农夫:(惊喜地)Lunch
[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it
[偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走] [农夫跟在兔子后面。
两个人走啊走。
兔子突然回头。
农夫假装看手表。
两人继续走。
兔子回头。
农夫假装看天气。
两人继续走。
兔子回头。
农夫假装打手机。
两人继续走,兔子回头。
这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。
] 兔子A:Wahhhh~!(吓一跳)What’s this
农夫:Hnnnn…
I will kill U for lunch! 兔子A:But your gun… [帮农夫把枪头调转过来(农夫一开始把枪对着自己)] 农夫:Thank you! 兔子A:My pleasure. (突然想起来农夫要杀自己) Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑,躲到树后面,农夫追到树前] 农夫:Where~ to go? Haha! [农夫开了一枪“砰”。
兔子在树后惊慌躲闪,没被打到。
树做出受伤中弹状。
农夫又开枪,同上。
农夫开始加快频率,火力密集地开枪。
兔子开始时惊慌躲闪,躲着躲着跳起舞来。
树继续痛苦中弹状。
] 兔子A[自我陶醉中,边跳边说]You didn’t hurt me! You didn’t hurt me
树:[痛苦万分地]But…U…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后] [兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。
农夫停止开枪,走到兔子面前,看着它。
兔子猛然抬头发现] 农夫:Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [举枪对准兔子,开枪,没声音,看看枪,示意没子弹了。
兔子见状,非常兴奋地大笑起来] 兔子A:Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now
[兴奋大笑,笑到抽筋,笑到后仰。
突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa
[兔子晕两下~~ “我倒
” 倒地] 农夫:OH! [很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [想一下] But I’m still full now.Let me tie it to the tree and have a sleep.I will eat it after sleeping.[把兔子绑到树上。
倒地睡到树旁边] …… 兔子A:[兔子很快醒了,看看四周,发现自己被绑了,很惊讶]Where am I? What happened? 树:[指着农夫]He caught you and wanted to eat you. 兔子A:What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape
[东张西望,看到农夫的手机] [兔子不知不觉地把树杈移开,走到手机前看了看]咦
What’s this
[捡起来看]Oh,a mobile.[再看]It’s beautiful.[放回原处。
又自觉地把自己绑在树上。
突然想起来]A mobile
Maybe I can call some one to help me
[又不知不觉地把自己放出来,那起手机] But how to use it 树:[走上前]Let me tell U.Look,press this button![给兔子] 兔子A:Oh I see. [做出打电话的样子] 喂
李咏:[上台,激情澎湃地] Hello
This is lucky fifty-two
[做出幸运52的手势]I’m Liyong
Now let’s start our first question
What’s the most probable relation between 康熙 and 雍正
A. Husband and wife B.Teacher and student C.Waiter and costomer Answer me,please! 兔子A:(很冷漠地)Sorry, wrong number.[挂掉] 李咏:Answer me!Answer me! En..?喂
喂喂
[很郁闷地下台] 兔子A:Now let me call again.[拨打] 喂
兔子B:喂
兔子A:Hey Jackey
兔子B:Hey tommy! 兔子A:How are you doing? 兔子B:Fine,thank you.And U? 兔子A:I’m fine too!How are your parents doing? 兔子B:They are fine,thank you.And U? 兔子A:They are fine,too!How is your uncle doing? 兔子B:He’s fine,thank you!And U? 兔子A:He’s fine , too! 兔子B:But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY!!! 兔子A:No no no!I’m in danger now!Come and help me!!! 兔子B:But where are you? 兔子A:I’m under a tree! 兔子B:[边打电话边在附近走,经过兔子A面前,两个人还没发现]What can you see around you? 兔子A:I see a rabbit ,rather like you! 兔子B:A rabbit…rather like me… OK! I’ll soon come!Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆离开] [兔子A 打完电话,小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处,还很有礼貌地说了句“Thank you.” 然后又很自觉地把自己绑回了树上] 兔子A:Hahaha!My friend will come and save me,yeah! [兴奋过度,后仰,头又撞倒树上,昏眩中…“我晕
” 又晕了] [兔子B上。
]兔子B:I’m also rabbit
I’m clever! I’m brave ! And I’m strong! [展示肌肉] OH
My friend is here!Let me help him out! [费力地想把树枝(双臂)挪开,使了几次劲,还是不行] It’s too tight! I must think of a good way! [看到农夫扔掉的痒痒挠] Let’s see,what’s this
A 锄头
[装作打高尔夫球,试了试锄头手感]Oh,it’s nice.[走到树面前,正要砍] 树:StopWhat will you do? 兔子B:I will cut you down to save my friend. 树:O. [突然醒悟] What?! Cut me down?! Teachers told us that we should protect the environment! Understand?! 兔子B:Oh yes
You are right! [扔掉锄头] I have to think of another idea! [想了想] Oh!![灵感突来][看了看手表] Oh it’s time to do morning exercise
Come on! [开始带头做早操。
做着做着对树说“Follow me
” (企图让树动起来,两只手松开,这样就可以救出兔子A)树也开始跟着做起早操。
兔子B轻轻上前,想救出兔子A。
但是树的广播操动作恰好都是会挡住营救的。
兔子B狂汗… -_-b 广播操毕。
树继续绑着兔子A] 兔子B:Why?! Maybe I need another idea. Oh!I’v got it
Music
[音响放起泰坦尼克号主题曲高潮前奏。
兔子B抱住树,企图引导树像女主角一样张开双臂,放出兔子A。
树渐渐陶醉,手缓缓松开。
兔子B正要搭救同伴,突然兔子A两只手张开,成了女主角动作。
树又抱住了兔子A的腰,成了男主角动作。
树和A陶醉其中。
B要唤醒A:“Wake up!Wake up!” 兔子A沉醉其中,完全不理它,还用脚踹走要救它的B:“Don’t disturb me
”继续陶醉。
] 兔子B:(无奈ing…)Stop(音乐停) (沮丧)I can’t save my friend…[掏出纸巾想要擦汗,带出10块钱,掉在地上] 树:Money
[一个箭步冲上去捡起钱,回到原位并且对着太阳验钞。
] 兔子A:[看四周] I’m free!!!Oh yes,I’m free!Thank you,Jackey! [慢动作深情扑向兔子B] Jackey~~~~ [突然兔子B低头系鞋带。
兔子A控制不住一下子撞在树上,晕两下说:“暴头
”死翘。
] [兔子B见状冲上去,深情地搂住A:“Tommy!Tommy
”[伤心地俯下身子,紧紧抱住A] [这时睡觉中的农夫突然一个翻身,又把B压在了下面] 兔子B:I…can’t….breath……I’m dying!!!! [也翘了] 农夫:[农夫这时候醒了。
擦了下口水,看见两只兔子] En..?Two rubbits! I rememer I have caught just one?! Oh,maybe I drank too much. [兴奋地一手提一只兔子,哼着小曲下场] 树:[还在验钞的树正在高兴,突然发现是假钞]A
It’s a fake
Wait for me
[追下去]
英语话剧剧本
《新守株待兔》人物:,兔子A,兔子B,大树。
农夫:I’m a farmer.(稍停[走两步]A cool farmer.(掏出墨镜戴上)[冷走两步,突然被绊了一跤,继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I’m rich now
[开始展示名牌,边说边掏]Look
This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250
This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this
痒痒挠
No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~
[看下表] It is time to do some farming
[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作]树:I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作,哼哼哈西]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。
树站回后台]兔子A:OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here.[农夫继续锄地,边锄边上场,突然看见前面有个兔子]农夫:(惊喜地)Lunch
[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it
[偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走][农夫跟在兔子后面。
两个人走啊走。
兔子突然回头。
农夫假装看手表。
两人继续走。
兔子回头。
农夫假装看天气。
两人继续走。
兔子回头。
农夫假装打手机。
两人继续走,兔子回头。
这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。
]兔子A:Wahhhh~!(吓一跳)What do you want?农夫:Huh…
I will kill U for lunch!兔子A: Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑,躲到树后面,农夫追到树前]农夫:Where~ to go? Haha![农夫开了一枪“砰”(配音)。
兔子在树后惊慌躲闪,没被打到。
树做出受伤中弹状。
农夫又开枪,同上。
农夫开始加快频率,火力密集地开枪。
兔子开始时惊慌躲闪,躲着躲着跳起舞来。
树继续痛苦中弹状。
]兔子A[自我陶醉中,边跳舞边说]You can't hurt me! You can't hurt me
树:[痛苦万分地]But…you…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后][兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。
农夫停止开枪,走到兔子面前,看着它。
兔子猛然抬头发现]农夫:Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [举枪对准兔子,开枪,没声音,看看枪,示意没子弹了。
兔子见状,非常兴奋地大笑起来]兔子A:Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now
[兴奋大笑,笑到抽筋,笑到后仰。
突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa
[倒地]农夫:OH! [很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [把兔子绑到树上。
打呵欠]tired! I’ll eat you after sleeping.[倒地睡觉](打鼾的声音)兔子A:[兔子很快醒了,看看四周,发现自己被绑了,很惊讶]Where am I? What happened?树:[指着农夫]He has caught you and wants to eat you.兔子A:What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape
[东张西望,看到农夫的手机]A mobile![解开绳子去看手机]It’s Nokia WC 250! Wow,how fashion![放回原处。
又自觉地把自己绑在树上。
突然想起来]A mobile
Maybe I can call some one to help me
[又不知不觉地把自己放出来,那起手机][做出打电话的样子] (配音:拨电话) Hello
兔子B:Hello!It’s Jenny. 兔子A:Hey Jenny
兔子B:Oh,hey Mary!兔子A:How are you? 兔子B:Fine,thank you.And U?兔子A:I’m fine too!How are your parents? 兔子B:They are fine,thank you.And U?兔子A:They are fine,too!How is your uncle? 兔子B:He’s fine,thank you!And U?兔子A:He’s fine , too! How… 兔子B:Eh..eh..eh~wait.But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY!!!兔子A:No no no!I’m in danger now!Come and help me!!!兔子B:But where are you? 兔子A:I’m under a tree!兔子B:[边打电话边在附近走,经过兔子A面前,两个人还没发现]What can you see around you?兔子A:I see a rabbit …that looks exactly like you!兔子B:A rabbit…like me… OK!I’ll find you.Just a second!Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆离开][兔子A 打完电话,小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处,然后又很自觉地要把自己绑回了树上]兔子A:Haha!My friend will come and save me~!yeah! [兴奋过度,后仰,头又撞倒树上,倒地](虚弱地)Oh!Hurt! Call 110~Or 119?112?...Oh,forget it!I’m dying![作喉咙卡住声音,死去][兔子B上。
]兔子B:I’m also a rabbit
I’m smart! I’m lovely! And I’m (作风情万种)beautiful! (自我陶醉)[转头看自己右手边,却发现兔子A倒在地上]Oh,my!Mary![伏在兔子A身上](哭声)I’m so sorry,Mary!I’m too late!5555555~~~~~~Mary![痛苦而夸张地转身敲打树]树:Oh!Oh,don’t hit me.!Don’t hit me!I’m ~~brea~ken![朝地上倒,压倒兔子B]兔子B:What?NO..NO!~~...I…can’t….breath……(作死了的声音)[农夫一觉醒来。
看见两只兔子] En..?Two rubbits! I rememer I have caught just one?!Oh,thanks god!How lucky I am![兴奋地一手提一只兔子,哼着小曲下场]
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